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没听说过PhD是咋回事？？

lepapillon(Le Papillon)
What people with a PhD's have. First you gotta go through high school... then you gotta get your shit together and get into university you study your ass off for 4 years to get Bachelors... then you say to yourself "im really having fun killing my self, I should kill my self some more" and then you get your masters after 2 more years AND then after you are almost losing sense of reality and are having a mental breakdown you push away your last few friends and family members who are trying to bring you to your senses and then you decide to go for your PhD and then after 4 years of treacherous research you officially unlock a new power up that makes you permanently fried in the head.
Full Story:
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Permanent%20Head%20Damage%20%28PhD%29
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Last Updated: 2021-10-1
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    • 没听说过PhD是咋回事？？ -lepapillon(Le Papillon); 2021-10-1 {1072} (#14015585@0)
      What people with a PhD's have. First you gotta go through high school... then you gotta get your shit together and get into university you study your ass off for 4 years to get Bachelors... then you say to yourself "im really having fun killing my self, I should kill my self some more" and then you get your masters after 2 more years AND then after you are almost losing sense of reality and are having a mental breakdown you push away your last few friends and family members who are trying to bring you to your senses and then you decide to go for your PhD and then after 4 years of treacherous research you officially unlock a new power up that makes you permanently fried in the head.
      Full Story:
      https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Permanent%20Head%20Damage%20%28PhD%29
    • 但是要是有人拿urban dictionary的定义来笑话博士，就太损了 -moonhalf(走啊走); 2021-10-1 (#14015813@0)
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