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和Siri的一次较量

coolmao(酷猫*Kralizec)
本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛iPhone上一个最有趣的程序是Siri.很多时候有意想不到的结果。最近和她进行了次谈心：

Me: please remind me to buy Christmas card on December the first
Siri: here is your reminder for Dec 25, 2011 at 9:00 am: buy Christmas Card

Me: no! On December the first, buy Christmas Card!
Siri: Sorry I did'n get that

Me: Christmas card!
Siri: Sorry I didn find 'Chris' in your contact

Me: oh, Jesus!....
Siri: I am sorry 'Jesus' is not in your contact list

Me: ........ ROFL

贡献几个siri的绝妙回答：


10. Who’s your daddy?
Siri: You are. Can we get back to work now?

9. Take a photo.
Siri: I’m not much of a photographer.

8.
Siri: I’d blush if I could.

7. Knock knock. Who’s there?
Siri: Joshua. Joshua who? Joshua, I don’t do knock-knock jokes.

6. Tell me a joke.
Siri: I can’t. I always forget the punch-line.

5. What’s the best phone?
Siri: Wait… there are other phones?

4. What’s the meaning of life?
Siri: I give up.

3. Siri, will you marry me?
Siri: My end user licensing agreement does not cover marriage. My apologies.更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
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Last Updated: 2011-11-26
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  • 工作学习 / 科技领域杂谈 / 和Siri的一次较量 -coolmao(酷猫*Kralizec); 2011-11-26 {1080} (#7100237@0)
    本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛iPhone上一个最有趣的程序是Siri.很多时候有意想不到的结果。最近和她进行了次谈心：

    Me: please remind me to buy Christmas card on December the first
    Siri: here is your reminder for Dec 25, 2011 at 9:00 am: buy Christmas Card

    Me: no! On December the first, buy Christmas Card!
    Siri: Sorry I did'n get that

    Me: Christmas card!
    Siri: Sorry I didn find 'Chris' in your contact

    Me: oh, Jesus!....
    Siri: I am sorry 'Jesus' is not in your contact list

    Me: ........ ROFL

    贡献几个siri的绝妙回答：


    10. Who’s your daddy?
    Siri: You are. Can we get back to work now?

    9. Take a photo.
    Siri: I’m not much of a photographer.

    8.
    Siri: I’d blush if I could.

    7. Knock knock. Who’s there?
    Siri: Joshua. Joshua who? Joshua, I don’t do knock-knock jokes.

    6. Tell me a joke.
    Siri: I can’t. I always forget the punch-line.

    5. What’s the best phone?
    Siri: Wait… there are other phones?

    4. What’s the meaning of life?
    Siri: I give up.

    3. Siri, will you marry me?
    Siri: My end user licensing agreement does not cover marriage. My apologies.更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
    • she is cool -scent(恋香); 2011-12-2 (#7117101@0)

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